Top three things to do when bored at work

3. Check your email...check your email again...and again. ...and AGAIN...wait...i think i finally got something this time!

2. Obsess about celebrity gossip and fashion. Its so much more fun to poke fun at celebrities wearing giant flowers and two coats than actually work up some enthusiasm for real life issues.

1. Spin in your chair. This might sound pointless and boring, but i assure myself it is less pointless and less boring than staring at the lights of my computer for the next two hours.