top five things to accomplish this week
5. post blog on usshooting.blogspot.com
4. Visit my dearest adopted grandma
3. Take the car in for its usual check up.
2. Take me in for my usual check up
1. Not kill anyone.
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Monday, January 14, 2008
Friday, November 02, 2007
Top five
Welcome to Friday. Here is your top five things to do this weekend that will make you feel ALIVE!
5. Steal a car. Nothing too fancy, but definitely more fancy than the bomb you currently drive. There is something wonderful about driving something without rust holes in the bonnet.
4. Drive fast. You'll feel exhilarated to be behind the wheel of a car that can go faster than 100k an hour.
3. In fact, Ignore speed signs altogether. Feel your heart pump as you whisk through the school zones, dodging children as you go.
2. See how many police cars you can collect on your tail as you drive. Don't stop the car until you've got at least five and a news chopper over-head.
1. Get arrested. Nothing makes one feel more alive than knowing at any minute Bubba will decide you are better as his bitch than as wall decoration.
Enjoy your weekend everyone!
4. Drive fast. You'll feel exhilarated to be behind the wheel of a car that can go faster than 100k an hour.
3. In fact, Ignore speed signs altogether. Feel your heart pump as you whisk through the school zones, dodging children as you go.
2. See how many police cars you can collect on your tail as you drive. Don't stop the car until you've got at least five and a news chopper over-head.
1. Get arrested. Nothing makes one feel more alive than knowing at any minute Bubba will decide you are better as his bitch than as wall decoration.
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