Saturday, August 04, 2007

Things not to say at a job interview




1. Are you sure your willing to employ a certified nut-job?

2. Have you met my rabbit, Harvey?

3. My favourite flavour is vodka cherry swirl. Want a taste? I keep a bottle in my purse at all times.

4. My cat needs me. I'll be bringing him into work on days he isn't feeling well. But don't worry, he is mostly house trained.

5. So how much money will you pay me if i get this job?

4 comments:

Miss Clare said...

at my most recent interview i said 'i collect underwear.'


actually i got that job. ;)

kris said...

LOL! thats great!

Kaisa said...

Ok so cats at work no. How about dogs? I want to take my dog to work.

ansell said...

what if you were applying at a peanut processing factory ;)

:D

that last question usually sorts itself out eventually before you have to sign your life away