my passport my passport, where-for-art thou my passport?

i seek it here,
i seek it there
my mother seeks it everywhere!
is it in hevean?
or is it in hell?
that damned elusive passport?

is it me? do passports just hate me? it seems that every chance they get they take a walkabout on me.

when i find it again, i'm inserting a homing beakon into its back cover!

in all seriousiness, will everyone pray for me to find it very quickly? i'm really sunk if i don't find it soon!