Tuesday, October 31, 2006

koala they do that?


I love koalas! they are so cute, yet so dangerous. Recently koalas have begun to raise concerns among zoologists that they may be in danger of inbreeding. But have no fear fellow koala lovers! they have come up with a solution. A koala sperm bank! Thats right, they are going to freeze the sperm of koala males (as apposed to the sperm of female koalas) and inject it into the female.

i feel a bit weird about this though...i mean, how do they get the sperm from the males? Will they do the same thing they do for human males? "here's a copy of playboy and a cup. We'll leave you to it."

but that is just silly. Have you seen the claws on a koala? there is no way the zoologists would let them do that themselves!....um...well...uh....the option this leaves is disturbing. therefore we'll end this post here.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

lol

probably similar to how they get it from stallions