Thursday, May 03, 2007
TOP FIVE REASONS TO AVOID WORK
5. Reading the news helps keep you informed about what is happening in the world. It helps to make you a better citizen of it!
4. Email, myspace, and blogs all must be checked and updated. It is a must that you keep in contact with friends. If you don't you may not have the proper network available when you need it.
3.Web comics need to be read so that you can help uplift other co-workers when they feel down. It is a proven fact that workers work better if they are feeling good. It is your job to help them have a good laugh!
2.The contemplation of one's navel is a time honoured tradition. It is a tradition that has been passed down from generation to generation. To avoid or dismiss this tradition would be to slap your heritage in the face!
1. If you complete this task before you, there will only be another one waiting.