Friday, February 23, 2007

Cinderella, the skanky hoe

It has long been assumed that the prince chose Cinderella because he could sense her true beauty. He hunted far and wide to find this one person he connected with spiritually.

The truth is much more interesting. In fact, dear Cinderella was not a naturally beauty. In new photos that have just been released today, we find that Cinderella was in fact, completely shaved...and a bit of a skank. Apparently it was not her beautiful personally that won the prince over, it fact due to her excellent sex techniques.

It is still uncertain whether this photo was taken during Royal romance, in which case charges could be laid against her for cheating on a Royal. Or whether this happened after the divorce that as inevitable for all celebrity romances.

1 comment:

mist1 said...

I would like Cinderella better if I knew she had a naughty side.