Saturday, February 03, 2007

headlines

Recently i published a blog entry on headlines from 2006. Here is the headline i found today:

Richard Branson Launches Virgin Stem Cell Bank


If the name Richard Branson isn't immediately clear to you (like it was to me at 7 am on a saturday morning) you might wonder what kind of a pervert only wants stem cells from a virgin. if you read the first couple of lines of the article, you'll quickly connect Branson with Virgin Airlines, but what you may not be able to connect is why Branson is opening a stem cell bank!

Branson is known for his business ventures and names of said ventures. It has been rumoured that he named his airline Virgin because it was illegial to call your airline, "Free Fuck". From his international airlines to his attempts to be the transporter of tourists to the moon Branson is likely to blow your mind. Yet i still failed to invision him opening a Stem Cell Bank.

Well Branson, good on you for being willing to step out where most governments tremble.

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